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T his was interesting. Michael Jackson showed how this worked at one of his trials, but it was still kind of surprising when I checked out several people I knew. Not superstitious, but I need all the luck I can get.

 Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back (Unless you turn around, in which case you are turning 180 degrees, and not  ‘turning back’). Below are True descriptions(That’s right! True description!) of zodiac signs. Read your sign, and then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label (The clothes label you’re presently wearing) on the subject line. This is the real Deal(You can tell I mean it! I put a capital in the ‘deal’), try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets Worse from there, soon after you will be visted by a plague of dinosaurs, and shortly after that you will find that your feet ache something terrible.

Remember, if you are on the cusp of another sign you most likely will have features of both signs...which may lead you into total confusion...... In which case your universe will be destroyed in a matter of minutes.

 

CAPRICORN - The limbo champion (Dec 22 - Jan 19) You’re annoying. Your bones are weak because you lack calcium. Your dog is more ambitious then you.  You look funny, but no-one tells you. Stop telling jokes, no-one likes them. Sometimes you go into a room and cut your fingernails, and often you will cry while doing this… I don’t know why, you’re just weird like that. Often Capricorns tend to eat plenty of Tai food and can be stupid at times. Hold Cell-phones. Like Vodafone. Get what they need and then complain. Your dog will die if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS - The Sweaty one (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic but dull. Your personality is the only thing that distracts from your smell. Very independent, you are a loner. You have killed many pets, but never owned up. Mean and arrogant. Can seem emotional but it’s usually just sand in your eye. Can’t be a bit rebellious, because you are a copy-cat. Very stubborn. Uniquely lame. Attractive on the inside and that’s all. Eccentric personality. Do you own a pet bird? He will die if you do not forward.

PISCES - The big eared one (Feb 19 - Mar 20) needy, mean, and clumsy. You imagine that better life, but you will never get it. May become secretive and vague when you wear a cape. You are sensitive to sunlight. You show pictures of art and people tell you they like it… but your art is not that great, you’re unrealistic. You love fish but hate dolphins and all your friends think that’s weird. Good kisser when you kiss livestock. Beautiful hands. One Kabillion eons of bad luck if you do not forward.

ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)

Energetic. Adventurous and immobile.  Enthusiastic about Cats. Always denies a challenge.  EXTREMELY impatient when waiting for food. Sometimes you sell fish. Short fuse and so your house burnt down.  (Easily angered by burning houses) you are often mistaken for a zombie with an oddly passionate and sharp whip. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored when chasing non-zombies.  Egotistical about your Zombiism. Courageous and assertive when trying to bite someone. Tends to be physical and athletic except when shuffling along in zombie-mode. You are a zombie and that’s bad luck enough, don’t bother sending this email… just go bite someone

 

TAURUS – The magical one (April 20 - May 20) Charming but wicked.  Can come off as wicked, but they are magical. Hard spell-casters. Often steals hearts to use in curses. Strong, has endurance. Often destroys solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Will time travel to get own goals, Take pride in their collection of cats. Patient and reliable when brewing a poison. Make great friends and give good spells when you wish to have someone eliminated. Loving and kind in regards to other wizards and witches. Loves to cause mayhem and fly above on their brooms. Express themselves emotionally with curses. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums that have been known to destroy villiages. Determined. Indulge themselves often in the souls of the young. Very generous. You will lose your abilities if you do not forward.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20)  You talk too much. Stop talking. Seriously, stop. Do you really need to express yourself like that? Yeah I heard you the first time. I know, stop telling me. Can’t you see I’m busy. Shut-up you gossip.  Do you really think that? Shame on you! Yeah sure, you’re beautiful physically and mentally (Snigger). I will zip your mouth closed if you do not foward

CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)

Moody, emotional. May carry a club with which they will whip you into shape. Very physical when it comes to choosing a mate. Pretty/handsome until you feel that club across the back of your neck. Excellent partners for life, although that life will last as long as you can withstand regular concussions. Protective of puppies. Inventive and imaginative when it comes to clubbing people.  Cautious when choosing who to club. Touchy-feely kind of person (In a clubbing you over the head kind of way). Needs love from others (need to club people). Easily hurt, but sympathetic. I’ll take away your club if you do not forward this.

LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)

Very organized, Hitler was a Leo, and just like Hitler Leo’s need order in their lives - like being in control of the underclass. Like boundaries but only for the underclass. Tend to take over everything, especially the underclass.  Bossy. Like to help  Others (Of same social class). Social and outgoing, like to go where the underclass is not.  Hitler, like Leos, was Extroverted, Generous, warm-hearted. and Sensitive. He used his Creative energy to rule the world. Doing the right thing is important to Leos, and the right thing often means tending to the underclass. Attractive. I will smother you in the underclass if you do not forward this email.

VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)

Dominant In relationships, abusive as well. Conservative except in regards to putting people in their place. Always wants the last word, and if not the last word they’re happy with the last punch.  Argumentative and nasty. Worries that people will not obay verbal instructions quickly enough. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos and will hit you for it. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful feet. Easy to talk to after a few drinks.Hard to please and so you will be hit. Harsh in a hitting sort of way. Practical and very fussy with where and when people should be hit. Often shy. Pessimistic. Cook me some eggs and forward this email on. 

LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)

Nice to everyone they meet, sickeningly so. Can't make up their mind and so people get easily irritated with them. Have own unique appeal (They carry cash). Creative, energetic, and very social, will pay you to stay friends with them. Hates to be alone and this is probably why they arte so needy. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and have beautiful ears. Flirtatious with sheep. Give in too easily to asteroids.  Procrastinators. Very gullible. Leave me alone and send this email on.

SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

Very energetic. Intelligent. Can have many hidden tattoos across their bodies. Hardworking when you whip them. Can become obsessive or secretive to the point of writing paranoid. Holds grudges and will seek covert revenge.  Determined to get revenge. Loves being in long and revengeful relationships.  Talkative, but will never reveal the conspiracy. Can be self-centered at times when revenge is near. Passionate and Emotional about the revenge they have been waiting to dispense. 4 billion years of time travel if you do not forward.

SAGITTARIUS - The Michael Jackson one (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self in lavish theme parks and mansions. Boastful. Likes luxuries and shared bedrooms. Social and outgoing unless the nose is covered by surgical mask. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes about things that society will not allow. Fun to be around sometimes. Having lots of friends, all younger. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules, hates laws and courts. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted, friends with a few b grade celebrities.  Beautiful inside, not out. You will never moonwalk if you don’t forward this email.

Send away!!~ Ready .. set............  wait, now… wait again… now… GO! No! wait again, now go.

1-3            people= 1 minute of luck

4-7            dinosaurs= 1 hour of luck

8-12          androids = 1 day of luck

13-17        Transformers = 1 week of luck

18-22        Supermen = 1 month of luck

23-27        Death Stars = 3 Months of luck

28-32        Lawyers = 7 months of luck

33-37        Vodafone employees = 1 year of luck