Real life Atheism | smebro's Blog

Put this on my work notice board, right under another ad that promised spiritual healing (And also spiritual counselling!) . I thought the ad for spiritual healing was so nutso, I had to make my own. So of course I made it for Atheistic healing, I included my name and phone number, and received no calls (Although I was called the resident atheist…as if there should only be one?)

The other ad said basically the same thing, but with spiritual tones and a man named Paul who has found a good market amongst the simple.

My atheistic healing has no such market unfortunately.

They get chensu healers in here sometimes. Oriental men who perform a chensu massage… what is this massage you wonder? Well I’ve seen it…they run their hands over your body (No contact) and then they breath in short sharp breaths for awhile. That’s a chensu massage; I looked it up online and found nothing about this miracle healing… I sometimes wonder about the average IQ of the average telemarketer.

I considered putting a health poster up next to the colourful display that elaborated on the benefits of a random berry in the orient that will, basically, cure everything (Even cancer!). it might have been better to do that, as the promised berry poster is definitely more dangerous for the simple then the other one is… but I didn’t like the sounds of Paul (Who’s poster was also home-grown, but had clip-art instead of flashy fonts.)

Do you like the flashy fonts? I downloaded them onto my work computer just to make this. See if you can name some.

Anyways peace out to all my faithless buthas and sistas.